I WANTED TO BAN JIA
Saturday 19 January 2008
♥ 22:44
I BAN JIA LIAO MAN!!
I MOVED HEREi think.
But i think that link is screwed. oh well
fly
Sunday 13 January 2008
♥ 05:06
Fill the bottomless sky
With sugar coated
kisses
in the palm of my
hand.
The brown notebook
Thursday 10 January 2008
♥ 04:08
omg my mum wants me to make a facebook account for her!!!
SQUISHABLE!!
Saturday 5 January 2008
♥ 18:39
Hahaha. 314 is the BOMB.
Okay that sounds shitty.
But it's better than saying 314 RAWKS or PWNS or some bimbo shit like that.
Anyway, I think our class is really fun. Even XY said so as she passed by, looking through the window and watching phyllis repeat the pledge on the first day.
The seating arrangement is also very special. IT'S A HORSESHOE FOR PETE'S SAKE. With 4 things sticking inside like that. (homg did that sound wrong?)
I think the people around me are so... so... haha. I can't even describe them. Tabby is still Tabby. Meichun is still delusional. Alicia is curly. Libin's a shortie. Nicolette's a tallie with shortie hair. Kay Yun's IT-ey. Eewei's rebonded hair is nice. Eehsien likes lists.
But still, I hope we don't get separated. It'd be sad.
Oh, here's some random (but really funny) stuff that really happened:
Dad: So are you planning on playing golf when we go to the US?Me: Maybe. Or maybe i'll rent a bunch of clubs.Dad: They might not have ladies' golf clubs.Me: THAT'S SEXIST. SEXIST. SEXIST.Dad: that's not sexist.Me: SEXIST. IT'S SEXIST I TELL YOU. SEXIST. Oooh, umbrella [picking up a pink umbrella]Dad: Yeah, that's for sex- That's for ladies.Hur.
Here's another one:
Me: Hello ALICIA!!!Whoo I'm writing with your pen =DLove, LauraP.S. Your hair is curlyAlicia: Dear Laura,You have issues.Love Alicia.
Angie: Omg. That dustbin has the Hwa Chong Logo. Omg. I never knew eh. Omg. So cool. Omg. Is it bronze? It's shining in the light.Me: I'm interested in the dude with the Hwa Chong muscles. You're interested in the dustbin with the Hwa Chong logo. This is so wrong. OH. AND ON MSN, LIBIN SAID SHE WAS ALLURING. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.
We'll countdown,
Tuesday 1 January 2008
♥ 00:55
Then we'll fall asleep on the couch.
HAPPY NEW YEAR, PEOPLE (and those retards who don't really qualify as people)
2007 was a lovely year.
Let's hope 2008 will be even better.
HOMG SCHOOL TOMORROW
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Sunday 30 December 2007
♥ 05:18
Here's everything that's happened these few days since pre-Christmas:
- I tried to measure my height. I am about 161 cm. (HOMG YAY!!)
- I watched the uncensored version of the Simpsons. (homg small yellow penis!)
- I finished Pygmalion.
- I spooned with Dick and Dyke. (My pillows. The longer one's Dick and the softer one is dyke. I think they names are so cute and squishable)
- Geoff just gave me 4 more sex partners for my ears to have sex with. (according to joy, unpierced earholes means your ears are still virgins. Mine's no longer a virgin. And i had my ears pierced twice. So that means.... they lost their virginity, gained them, then lost them again?)
- I found out that our normal lives are actually soft porn. (according to greg)
- I finished my CAP portfolio. Hopefully it's presentable.
- I watched ratatouille. Homg. Reme is so squishable with his big eyes. BIG EYES.
- I bought stuff.
- Then... lost them.
- Then I found them again.
- Whoot.
- I'm really bored nowadays.
Homg. Just read a joke book just now. homg.
Christmas is Christmas,
Tuesday 18 December 2007
♥ 19:54
all over the world.
This is my 100th post. you can see how bored i am.
Merry Christmas, all.
Because I won't be able to say that until after Christmas.
I love every one of you.
Even the crazy ones.
The retarded ones.
The bimbo ones. (BITs and BAGs)
The insane ones.
The emo ones.
The super pro ones.
The super smart ones.
The already-in-ICU-because-of-their-stupidity ones.
The trying-to-act-cool-but-wind-up-looking-like-a-really-retarded-william-hung ones.
The ones who try to sing but fail.
The really cool ones. (actually there's only ONE, but she's probably too cool to come to this blog anyway.)
The shrieking ones.
The screaming ones.
The HOMG IT'S A HOTTIE WTFBBQSQUEEEEEEEEE ones.
The ones who are fighting with me for the status of "MIKE HE'S WIFE"
and everyone else out there.
I love you all loads.
(and i'm expecting lots of gifts. hahahah.)
