Peter Pan probably couldn't even have a neverland like this

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Sunday 30 December 2007

♥ 05:18

Here's everything that's happened these few days since pre-Christmas:

I tried to measure my height. I am about 161 cm. (HOMG YAY!!)

I watched the uncensored version of the Simpsons. (homg small yellow penis!)

I finished Pygmalion.

I spooned with Dick and Dyke. (My pillows. The longer one's Dick and the softer one is dyke. I think they names are so cute and squishable)

Geoff just gave me 4 more sex partners for my ears to have sex with. (according to joy, unpierced earholes means your ears are still virgins. Mine's no longer a virgin. And i had my ears pierced twice. So that means.... they lost their virginity, gained them, then lost them again?)

I found out that our normal lives are actually soft porn. (according to greg)
I finished my CAP portfolio. Hopefully it's presentable.
I watched ratatouille. Homg. Reme is so squishable with his big eyes. BIG EYES.
I bought stuff.
Then... lost them.
Then I found them again.
Whoot.
I'm really bored nowadays.

Homg. Just read a joke book just now. homg.

Christmas is Christmas,

Tuesday 18 December 2007

♥ 19:54

all over the world.

This is my 100th post. you can see how bored i am.

Merry Christmas, all.

Because I won't be able to say that until after Christmas.

I love every one of you.

Even the crazy ones.
The retarded ones.
The bimbo ones. (BITs and BAGs)
The insane ones.
The emo ones.
The super pro ones.
The super smart ones.
The already-in-ICU-because-of-their-stupidity ones.
The trying-to-act-cool-but-wind-up-looking-like-a-really-retarded-william-hung ones.
The ones who try to sing but fail.
The really cool ones. (actually there's only ONE, but she's probably too cool to come to this blog anyway.)
The shrieking ones.
The screaming ones.
The HOMG IT'S A HOTTIE WTFBBQSQUEEEEEEEEE ones.
The ones who are fighting with me for the status of "MIKE HE'S WIFE"

and everyone else out there.

I love you all loads.

(and i'm expecting lots of gifts. hahahah.)

All I want for Christmas is you

Friday 14 December 2007

♥ 06:05

DUDE.

I THINK THE WEATHER IS LIKE, GETTING TO MY (perfectly shaped) HEAD.

I THOUGHT TOMORROW WAS WEDNESDAY WHEN TODAY WAS FRIDAY.

Homg.

I NEED LIKE

A THERAPIST

A PSYCHIATRIST

A PHONE CALL

HOMG I NEED TO GO SHOP.

bye bye kitey.

Monday 10 December 2007

♥ 01:14

I feel horrible.

Wtf. Sometimes I wish I had a penis instead.

Then I wouldn't get cramps.

Homg I can't even keep my back straight.

I need a doctor.

A miracle worker.

Some panadol.

Or maybe some chocolate.

Okay. Ignore that.

Here's what's happened in the past few days:

I went to a beach where I set a kite to the sky and then afterwards killed a fly.
I went to the Tsim Sha Tsui Pier and took photos by the sea.
I bought lots of useless stuff.
I survived my dad's tantrums and my mum's naggings.
I played with my grandma's cat.
I eyed a pair of Dior Sunglasses, then I saw the price.
I actually started studying. (LIKE, CLAP. REALLY LOUDLY)
I facebooked.
I dieded.

!@#@$$#

Thursday 6 December 2007

♥ 04:53

friendship is not a balance sheet says:
loser :P
what happened?

[NYSJ] cavalier says:
hur
i have a hong kong prepaid card, see
$88 inside
and and
one day, i got this call
they said in really fast cantonese (my cantonese is really rusty)
blah blah blah if you want IDD calls press 1
then i pressed 1
they said thank you etc etc
THEN TODAY
i checked my balance
I ONLY HAVE
HK$2.40 LEFT
i barely made any local calls

friendship is not a balance sheet says:
HAHAHAHAHAH

Wtf. RJ has no compassion at all.

As in, I got conned by a fake company. After I realized my money was gone, I called up the number that asked for the IDD calls. I pressed for the help line, but it was "unavailable". It's a trap. wtf.

Afterwards my mum called up the (real) prepaid card company, CSL, and made a (39 minute) (terrifying) phone call.

WE'RE GONNA CALL THE COPS

Tuesday 4 December 2007

♥ 22:07

Step One.

1. Make a post to your blog. The post should contain your list of 10 holiday wishes. The wishes can be anything at all, from simple and fun ("I'd love a Hermione icon that's just for me") to medium ("I wish for _____ on DVD") to really big ("All I want for Christmas is a new car/computer/house/TV.") The important thing is, make sure these wishes are things you really, truly want.

2. If you wish for real possible things, make sure you include some sort of contact info in your post, whether it's your address or just your email address where Santa (or one of his elves) could get in touch with you.

3.Also, make sure you post some version of these guidelines in your blog so that the holiday joy will spread.

Step Two.

1. Surf around your friends blogs (or just random blogs) to see who has posted their list. And now here's the important part:

2. If you see a wish you can grant, and it's in your heart to do so, make someone's wish come true. Sometimes someone's trash is another's treasure, and if you have a leather jacket you don't want or a gift certificate you won't use - or even know where you could get someone's dream purebred Basset Hound for free - do it.

You needn't spend money on these wishes unless you want to. The point isn't to put people out, it's to provide everyone a chance to be someone else's holiday elf - to spread the joy. Gifts can be made anonymously or not - it's your call.

There are no rules with this project, no guarantees, and no strings attached. Just...wish, and it might come true. Give, and you might receive. And you'll have the joy of knowing you made someone's holiday special.

These are my wishes this Christmas:

1)Music
2)Travel (Venice, London, Africa, Antartica, New Zealand, Paris, Tokyo, Rome, Barcelona, maybe even Verona.)
3)A fairytale to come true. (homg i sound so cruddy)
4)For my mum to accept the fact that the boys around me won't rape me (I think) and will allow me to meet more boys and get their phone numbers.
5)Snow
6)A bigger brain that will actually work
7)To make my seniors proud
8)To do well for SJ quiz and tests and EOYs etc.
9)To become a millionaress. (hey. facebook said that I have a 96% chance of becoming a multimillionare.)
10)Dior/Chanel/Prada/LV/GA/Gucci/MM etc GENUINE luxury items.
11)For the terrorists around the world to stop terrorizing and just accept the fact that BOMBING FOR PEACE IS LIKE FUCKING FOR VIRGINITY.
12)For pollution to stop. Watashi wa Aoi Sora wa Dasuki desu (I heard this on TV. Don't kill me if it's wrong). I DON'T WANT NO BLACK SKY.
13)A pet. PUPPY!
14)To get any scholarship available to PRs.
15)For my family and friends (and future lovers if there are any) to remain healthy, stong and stout. =D

There she goes

♥ 05:44

There she goes by the L.A's (the original)

Another version by Sixpence none the Richer.

Which version do you like better?