WTF!?
Monday, 16 July 2007
♥ 02:59
Romeo is so cheesy.
Romeo is such an ass.
Romeo is such a cheesy ass.
Romeo has a cheesy ass.
Oh come on, during that love-making scene in the old version of R&J, i mean, they could've just filmed Romeo's
back, and not his
backside. It's like, urgh. His super ugly ass is screened on that 1.5 X 1.5m projector screen. So disgusting. I hope if I ever get a husband, his ass won't be so disgusting. URGH. Imagine having sex with that thing. Ew. Poor Juliet. Thinking about it makes me wanna laugh and puke.
R&J is seriously getting to my head.
Yes, I appreciate the language Shakespeare has written.
No, I don't think Romeo is romantic.
Yes, I agree that it's a tragedy, and I can't stop thinking "what if".
No, I think it's the donkey's fault. Stupid Friar John. haha.
Yes, I know in the book it was because of the plague, but I'm talking about the movie right now.
No, I don't think Juliet was pretty. In fact, I found her face so Qian4 Bian3.
Sigh. I need to study hard.
And I wish Benvolio would just die already. I mean, he's the only survivor.
And now we have to find 5 items on him. Yes, we already found them, but that doesn't mean I still don't dislike Ben. In fact, Ben in the old version of R&J was rather hot, (excluding the fact that he was wearing awful tights and an even worse hat)
I've realised that all these are negative comments. (well, most anyway) So, here we go - POSITIVE COMMENTS:
- Mrs Chitra made R&J so enjoyable.
- It was fun to watch the movies, especially the modern one. sighh, DiCaprio is SO my type.
- It's nice to read old English Literature once in a while, though I wouldn't mind studying TKAM for the rest of my year.
- I think Shakespeare's language is absolutely amazing, and the imagery is soooo lovely.
- It's fun to act out the lines, especially the balcony scene.
Yeah, so R&J was rather enjoyable.
It's geography test tomorrow.
Wish me luck. =D
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