"Don't drink water. Fish have sex in it."(in the tune of milkshake by kelis)
"My Pokemon brings all the boys to the yard. And they're like, you wanna trade cards? Damn right, I wanna trade cards. I'll beat you, I've got Charizard."
"FUCKYA, BIPPA!"
"She tried to murder me, wearing a straight face and awful orange trousers. I practically died."
"Now remember bob, only retards wear their collars up."
"It ain't easy being a penis you know. Firstly, i have two huge sacs around me that make me look very ugly. Then my best friend is a pussy. My neighbour is an asshole. and the worst part is, I throw up when i get excited"