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Sunday, 30 December 2007
♥ 05:18
Here's everything that's happened these few days since pre-Christmas:
- I tried to measure my height. I am about 161 cm. (HOMG YAY!!)
- I watched the uncensored version of the Simpsons. (homg small yellow penis!)
- I finished Pygmalion.
- I spooned with Dick and Dyke. (My pillows. The longer one's Dick and the softer one is dyke. I think they names are so cute and squishable)
- Geoff just gave me 4 more sex partners for my ears to have sex with. (according to joy, unpierced earholes means your ears are still virgins. Mine's no longer a virgin. And i had my ears pierced twice. So that means.... they lost their virginity, gained them, then lost them again?)
- I found out that our normal lives are actually soft porn. (according to greg)
- I finished my CAP portfolio. Hopefully it's presentable.
- I watched ratatouille. Homg. Reme is so squishable with his big eyes. BIG EYES.
- I bought stuff.
- Then... lost them.
- Then I found them again.
- Whoot.
- I'm really bored nowadays.
Homg. Just read a joke book just now. homg.
